Posts by Darth plaugeis

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Quick one-liners to explain why you haven't been to meetings

by gubberningbody in

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"i know it took a long time, but i finally made the truth my own.".

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Darth plaugeis

I'm one of the anointed, so what's the point?

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WARNING: Guys, this make cause you to squirm.

by Think About It in

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woman jailed for testicle attack s bo s sf a woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.amanda monti, 24, flew into a rage when geoffrey jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, liverpool crown court heard.. she pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out.

a friend handed it back to mr jones saying: "that's yours.".

monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

Darth plaugeis

Maybe he tried the Donkey Punch on her. LOL or what was it the snorting Dragon?

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What is your phobia?

by sacolton in

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mine is spiders!

gah!.

why, god?

Darth plaugeis

Mine is getting stuck in an elevator with 4 JW's who feel this would be a good time to informal witness.

5 were stranded 1 walks out and 4 will be in Paradise with Jesus this very day I promise!!!

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Are you an active Jw or an ex-jw?

by XPeterX in

active unbaptised publisher here.you?

(though i already know the answer for some people).

Darth plaugeis

Bane did I hear you say we are living wasted lives HAHAHHAHAAAHAA LOOK in the mirror you clone ! Do you have plans this weekend or even this month going Door to Door? And you want to talk about wasted life? There are all sorts on this board ... those who have a strong faith or others who feel stuck because of family, or even like me who would tell you take your Bible and stick it. Experiences .... everyone has different experiences. Some were molested by your wonderful brothers others who had their family ripped from them for no reason. I was never dis-fellowshipped, my ex just got up and left with my 2 young Christian children and filed for an unscriptual divorce and for the last 10 years my OWN children have shunned me. You have some fucking balls coming here judging. Climb up your Ivory Tower and stay there thinking your doing God's will. While me and my Satanic friends await the Abyss for our PUNISHMENT which should occur sometime in the next 10,000 years.

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Are you an active Jw or an ex-jw?

by XPeterX in

active unbaptised publisher here.you?

(though i already know the answer for some people).

Darth plaugeis

You mean there is more on the internet than this site? Sitting around with my friends having beers and talking about my JW days just don't mix. They can't understand how I didn't see it was a cult. Then they think I'm lying about some of the stories I tell about Elders and Door 2 Door. Why come here and talk about the fools in NY? It's fun. If you don't like it here go back to the Hell and hear about the Generation understanding for the 6th time in 25 years.

I was in a JW marriage over 20 years not very happy.......... still talk about that. I wouldn't call it filling a void... I found out my Kingdom Hell was not unique they are all the same, all over the world.

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Why do I suddenly get stupid when the elders talk to me

by JWinprotest in

does anyone else have the same problem.

when i'm alone, i am constantly thinking about all the clever things i'm going to say if visited by the elders, but when i actually get confronted, these things never come to mind, and i keep spitting out drivel like some dumb idiot.

after they leave, i rethink the conversation, and i'm furious over all the oppotunities i've missed to put them in their place.......damn it!!!!!

Darth plaugeis

Attitude it's all about the attitude. No Holds Barred. Hold back nothing. Even when I went to meetings they were nothing but men. not holy or God's voice as they may think.

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